The red badge of gayness

Stan's grandpa: You bastards!

S3 E14 The Red : South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand

The Red Badge of Gayness: Directed by Trey Parker. However, President Clinton points out to them that the Union abolished slavery, so it is illegal for him to be their slave - with that revelation, the boys leave, cussing out the president in the process. Bill Clinton is ready wicked gay parties nyc split the United States up over the threat of blackmail via a sex tape and Clinton's reputation as a womanizer was well established anyway.

Hey, That's My Line! Lampshade Wearing : When the soldiers get drunk again, Ned is seen wearing a lampshade. Cartman changing the end of words to "ah" like the Confederasah ConfederacyMissourah Missouriand, of course, Authoritah Authority. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Omaira Coromoto Rivero.

Notably, he has black hair, eyebrows and is thinner compared the his later appearances starting with " ManBearPig ". Noodle Incident : Courtney Love got trapped somewhere for several days and was forced to eat her own feces.

When he puts his hand on Stan's shoulder, he gets a curt "Don't touch me" in response. This is still enough to conquer cities, as one man notes that the blanks hurt and, in reality, can actually be lethal, as was the case with Brandon Lee dying after being shot with one.

When assuming the role of the drummer boy for the reenactment, rather than beat a proper red rhythm like he's supposed to, Cartman instead wails maniacally on the badge while screaming like a rock gayness Cartman : Hey, you can't just 'hit' a drum, you have to beat the shit out of it.

Parker and Stone, still in shock, did not feel right about auditioning new female voices so soon, which is why this episode has none Parker voices the S'mores Schnapps Lady and the schoolteacher in Topeka, and Kenny's mother Carol appears with no speaking parts.

Fabricated Blackmail : Cartman tells Bill Clinton that if the demands of the Confederates are not met, he will be forced to release the tapes he has of the president with Marisa Tomei. "The Red Badge of Gayness" is the fourteenth episode of Season Three, and the 45th overall episode of South Park.

Kyle: Hey! Hollywood Blanks : The Confederate weapons are props from a reenactment, so they only shoot blanks. Skyward Scream : When Kyle rips off Cartman's Lee beard, the pain causes him to scream loud enough to be heard by the Marklars and the Visitors on distant planets.

Minor Injury Overreaction : When Kyle rips the fake beard off of Cartman's face, he screams so loudly that it can be heard all the way to the planet Marklar which is in another galaxy altogether. Courtney Love was trapped somewhere and forced to eat her own feces for several days.

Kyle and Stan are able to win at the last minute and begin ordering Cartman around. A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out. " The Red Badge of Gayness " is the fourteenth episode of the third season of the animated television series South Park and the 45th episode of the series overall.

It first aired on November 24, [1] Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the union.[1] The boys are practicing for their Civil War band march which is a.

Cartman promptly derails the reenactment by convincing the Confederate re-enactors to re-enact and win the entire war. Take That! An aide to Bill Clinton says the gathering of the Confederacy is like the Million Man March, except there are actually a million people.

It originally aired on November 24, In the episode, the boys participate in the South Park Civil War reenactment. Clinton insists that he must comply in order to avoid exposure, even though Cartman made the whole thing up. Running Gag : Cartman saying and writing how much he hates Stan and Kyle.

To win a bet, Cartman convinces the reenactors to try and alter history and leads them throughout the United. Loophole Abuse : Cartman makes a bet with Kyle and Stan that he will be their slave if the Union wins a Civil War reenactment, and they will be his slaves if the Confederacy wins.